Happy Republic Day !!!

Hi Friends.....
Wish you all a Happy Republic Day !!! Jai Hind !!!!

There are no Stupid Questions

I recently went for a dental exam as I was having toothache for the last couple of days. Well everything was fine till the doctor arrived. Ok I don't understand why people sometimes ask questions that already have answers. So I was in the chair. He took pointed thing and started pressing it hard on the tooth. Now I went to see him for the pain. He asks me "Does it hurt?" I said "yes". Again he pressed the sharp thing on the tooth and again same question "Does it hurt?" Me.... same answer.. He did the same for 6 to 7 times.. Same question again and again.. What I find funny is why he had to poke the same place again and again asking me the same question?? "Does it hurt??".. felt like answering.. "Actually why don't we change palces and let me try the same... You can find out urself.." :)

Now if we think, we come across these type of stupid questions all the time.. Here are some with really straight answers..


1.You're at the movies and you bump into a friend and this question hits you right away. "What are you doing here?" What do you think I'm doing here?
Ans : "Having my car washed, of course."

2.Why do people bother asking the waiter this question? "Is the pasta in white sauce you serve here good?"
Ans : "It tastes like boiled white shoelaces but it's better than any of the other trash we have on the menu."

3.When a person askes a dentist when he has a two-bit drill in his mouth "Is this going to hurt?".... hahaha... Now's not the time for this question.
Ans : "Should have thought about it before eating all the candy."

4.When you cut your hair, people never forget to ask "Did you have a Haircut?"
Ans : "No. I tend to shred my hair on time to time basis.

And my personal favorite.....

5.When someone calls you at 4am and asks "Were you sleeping? Did I wake you up?"
Ans : "Me? Sleeping? At 4am? Heck, no. I've set aside this special time to research the marital traditions of Zulu tribes in Africa."

Happy New Year !!!!

Hi frnds,
Wish you all happiness, prosperity and good times to end all year.... HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!