Top 10 Funny Instructions on Packed Items

We come across a lot of funny instructions on the items that we buy.

Here are my TOP 10.

1. ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS;
- Do not use while sleeping. (Really... While Sleeping.. lol)
2. ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Are we supposed to open up the packs in the store and not buy??)
3. ON A FROZEN DINNER:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Thanks for the Suggestion)
4. ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
- Product will be hot after heating. (WOW.. now that is what I will not expect)
5. ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
- Do not Iron clothes on body. (How about Iron clothes on "Some body")
6. ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
- Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Take it with a Redbull and there will be no drowsiness.. Oh wait.. )
7. ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
- Warning keep out of children. (WHAT.. WHAT.. WHAT??)
8. ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only. (Is there a 3rd door??)
9. ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use. (What other Use??)
10. ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (And then be a nut case???)

What I don't understand is that how can they come up with such lines...

LOL..... Enjoy your Day!!!!!