Litlte Johnny

Hi.. Sure laughter is the best medicine. And for that reason I am introducing to you little Johnny. He is a 3rd grader just like our South Park kids.. but of course better than them (No offense intended to South Park Fans :P) . Little Johnny will appear once in a while to make you laugh with his day to day life at home and school. So have fun.

Well Johnny is a very very naughty boy. All the things he say are purely his own. I am not responsible for his bad behavior.

Here's his first one

One day at school Teacher was telling the class the story of Mahabharata. The chapter was about the birth of Krishna.

Teacher: The Voices from the heaven told Kansa that child of his sister will kill him. Kansa locked his sister and her husband in the dungeon.

Little Johnny raised his hand from the last bench. Well little Johnny was well known for his dirty mind. But the teacher thought what can he possiblly have in his twisted mind.

Teacher: Yes, what is it Johnny?
Johnny: So Kansa knew before hand that his nephew will kill him.
Teacher: Yes he did.
Johnny: Then why on hell did he put his sister and her husband in the same cell?

The teacher fainted.